Cats

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Concept art of a cat.

Many cats are self-styled rulers who command over hired "muscle" and slaves. Their kin make up their dukes, who command forces made up mostly of dogs. The closest bodyguards are dogs raised from pups, and they are completely loyal to their cat masters.

History

In 1855 President Whiskerballs's army invaded the rabbit city of Carrotville. It stayed under cat rule until they ran out of yarn balls and sort of got bored and walked away. This began the great rabbit-cat war of 1856. Colonel Prettypaws stated (on the war) "Meow Meow MEow MeOw Mew mew Meow." His speech in late august of 1856 where the quote is taken from was one of the driving rallies for the cats. The Reich minister of propaganda Senór Cutseyclaws created some of the many films that were crucial to the recruitment of young kittens Including the Fancy Feast commercial series and "keyboard cat".

Culture

This section will describe Cat cultural practices and common beliefs.

Politics

Description of Cat nations, leaders and political relations.

Military

Warfare

Description of weapons, armor and combat styles.

Famous battles

Description of famous battles that Cats fought in.

Religion

Description of Cat religious beliefs and deities.

Notable Cats